Lake Mouse Donner Lake, Truckee CA
Is it this:
"'Tis a wee mouse, hungry and cold, stopping for a rest on the frigid lake. Someone please give him some cheese!"
"Welcome to the newest tech for controlling the natural elements. All lakes will now come with their own mouse so you too can control the effects. Now, have just the right amount of ice, chop, silky smooth and color for your lakeside landscape photographs!"
I just can't decide.